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ARSENAL vs man yoo

November 9, 2008

WARNING : Lots of vulgarities ahead. AND anti man utd comments. If you can’t take it, go read the news.
 
 
 
Arsenal’s had a pretty torrid time. Bloody spuds nicked 2 points off us to draw in injury time when we were 2 goals up. And celebrated like they won the fucking league.

Stokes won with 2 long throws I heard. I didn’t watch the game, but I read the post match report. Some Stoke player ass came out to talk to the press, I think it was their keeper. Saying Arsenal’s mental strength was weak yada yada. Classic winners’ gloating syndrome. If you win a game shut the fuck up. If you win the league or a cup you can crow about it.

FUCK YOU. We’ll wipe the floor with your face in the return leg and make you eat your words while weeping.

Then came the Champions’ draw with Fenerbahce. Didn’t watch that because I had to work the next day. Draw was a bummer ahead of the man yoo clash.

Along came fergie’s and rooney’s and c.ronaldo’s mind games to the media. “This will be a tough game. Games with Arsenal are always tough and we will want to win [yada yada]“. After that horrible string of results and new injuries to key players picked up you come out to say that? Translated, it just means “We want to kick your collective asses while you lot are still down in the dumps and feeling like shit, then stamp on your balls some. But we can’t say that.”

SO FUCK YOU LOT OF CONDESCENDING man yoo CUNTS.

And yeah. We won. Screw (man) you. Nasri rocks.

I read a Arsenal blog (can’t remember which one) article a couple of days back that Arsenal now have “lost” the Arsenal tradition, we lack winners – tough guys in the mould of viera and roy keane who carry the team through with pure grit and determination. We need at least one of these guys, a badass with a winning mentality.

Maybe Nasri’s proven that he can be that man tonight. He rode tackles and held the ball well all night, and sank manure with 2 goals to boot. He’s proven more than an able replacement for hleb.

Way to go Arsenal!

Hopefully Wenger buys a real DM because Diaby doesn’t quite look like one, and a vidic or JT style mean CB (yes a CB needs to be a CB) in the transfer window and we’re all set. With Eduardo and rosicky back from long term injuries, we’ll have a team to challenge for honours this season.

But it’s unlikely stubborn Wenger will buy any of those. He values passing ability over toughness.

We’ll worry about it later. Time to savour the win over manure. Until next time.

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The way EPL should be, all season

September 22, 2008

Arsenal at the top.

EPL table as at 21-Sept-08

EPL table as at 21-Sept-08

Spuds rock bottom.

Oh man this just made my football weekend.

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Farewell Randy Pausch

July 27, 2008

Randy Pausch just passed away 2 days ago on the 25th July 2008 at his home surrounded by his wife Jai and their three children: Dylan, Logan, and Chloe. He was 47. Carnegie Mellon University (CMU) has published an article titled “An Enduring Legacy” on their website following the Randy’s death.

If you’ve been living under a rock for the past year, he’s the man who gave the “Last Lecture”. For those who still have no idea who he is, I’ll briefly mention his history here:

Randy Pausch was a professor who taught computer science, human-computer interaction and design at CMU – widely regarded as one of the world’s best universities. His career (Wikipedia) was quite successful.

But today Randy Pausch is known by most around the world today by the “Last Lecture” he gave to an audience of almost 400 in CMU’s McConomy Auditorium. It was quite literally the last lecture that he gave.

Because Randy Pausch was diagnosed in August 2006 with cancer. A year later, in August 2007, the cancer turned terminal and had metastasized to his liver and spleen. He was given only 3 to 6 months of healthy life by his doctors.

The following month in September 18th, he delivered the “Last Lecture” titled “Really Achieving Your Childhood Dreams” in an upbeat and humorous manner. He even did pushups at the beginning of the lecture, saying that “So anyone of you wants to cry and come down to pity me can come down and do a few of those, and then you may pity me”.

In a later interview, Randy mentioned that never in his wildest dreams did he expect all the attention. In fact, he made a bet with friends that he wouldn’t even be able to fill the 350-seat auditorium.

The material in the lecture also became the basis for a book written by Jeffrey Zaslow, whom Randy had asked to help him write. In the book Randy mentions that he knew that these “Last Lectures” were routinely taped, and hence, under the ruse of giving an academic lecture he was trying to put himself in a bottle that would one day wash up on the beach for his children.

He didn’t just fill up the auditorium, he inspired many people around the world. With his Last Lecture, he left behind a legacy. The Pittsburgh City Council declared November 19, 2007 to be “Dr. Randy Pausch Day.”

As I gather, the “Last Lecture” is a sort of tradition where Professors are asked to consider their demise and ponder over that which matters most to them and give a hypothetical “final talk” as if it was their final chance to impart wisdom to the world. CMU was one of the universities that had a on-going “Last Lecture” series.

It was cruelly apt that Randy gave his (literal) last lecture as one in that series. Word of the poignant back story behind the inspiring lecture spread. The 1 hour plus lecture was placed onto youtube in late december and as of this writing, has garnered more than 4 million views.

His one unfulfilled childhood dream in the lecture was to play in the NFL, of which he said “I probably got more from that dream and not accomplishing it than I got from any of the ones that I did accomplish”.

He felt that even though he didn’t get to play in the NFL, the value of hard work, the importance of fundamentals, and the most important lesson : “when you’re screwing up and nobody’s saying anything to you anymore, that means they gave up.”

He did get to somewhat fulfill that dream a month after his lecture. The Pittsburgh Steelers invited him to train with them.
 
 
 
Here’s the original video that sparked it all:
 

 
 
 
And here is his charge to the CMU graduating class of 2008 delivered recently this year in May. I assume “charge” is a fancy term for “graduation speech”:
 

 
 
 

To Randy,

Thank you Randy. Perhaps your Last Lecture held more meaning to me because I’m (a fellow geek >.<) from a computing major as well. You taught me more than just how to fulfill my dreams. You showed me how I should live with meaning and purpose, how to align them with my dreams.

I offer my deepest condolences to your wife and children: Jai, Dylan, Logan, and Chloe. I’m sure they will live well and learn the important lessons in life with the legacy you given them and world.
 
 
 
- Q

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Mozilla DDoS-es themselves with Firefox 3

June 18, 2008

Edit: Changed my tone, and title post when I realised the servers are most probably being hammered instead of down. Hey it’s late and I’m easily irritated.
 
 
 
Firefox 3, the newest version of the popular browser was due to be released on 18th June 2008 at 1am in the morning (Singapore time). As of 18th June 2008 2:40am, the servers are still not responding as they are probably being hammered by people all over the world.

Servers go down and come back up all the time but this situation is slightly different. Mozilla hyped up the release of Firefox 3 in a marketing stunt never before attempted on the internet. They turned the release into a record breaking event for “most number of downloads in 24 hours”. I last surfed their website a couple of hours ago, and they already had collected more than a million pledges from people all over the world to download Firefox 3 on the event day. Mozilla even went as far as to urge the community to organise “download parties” to … download the browser.

Mozilla is DDoS-ing themselves, and lovin it.

As all record breaking attempts go, one has to keep records, and for this particular one Mozilla had to provide an official timing for people to download the browser. Come the fateful hour, netizens would surf to www.spreadfirefox.com to download the spanking new version of the browser and participate in a record breaking attempt.

Except that the servers are getting hammered. And they have been since 5-10 minutes before the official timing. The spreadfirefox website isn’t responding, and curiously while the official Mozilla website does load, but it points you to the old 2.0.0.14 version of the software.

Firefox 3 didn’t need all that much hype. Almost every single review of their alpha, beta, and RC builds were positive. Most said it was ground breaking, some reviews even said it was revolutionary and set the marker for other browsers. Recent reports that showed Firefox steadily gaining market share over Internet Explorer who currently holds the lion’s share with 60% to 80% percent depending on who you believe.

With a newer version that touts significant rendering, GUI and memory consumption improvements, Firefox looks set to maintain that growth, and create a record in the process. As for me, I was hoping to download and play around with it before the France vs Italy game, but as looking at the state of the servers right now, I think I’ll be better off downloading it in the office later.

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Who owns the fish?

June 8, 2008

It was about 1am in the morning and I was in the middle of the boring opening soccer match that opened the Euro 2008. Hosts Switzerland vs Czech = yawns until now.

So while I’m waiting for the next match of the day that is hopefully more exciting than this crap I took at shot at this puzzle I received from a friend.
 
 
 

From : Coudal Partners

This brainteaser, reportedly written by Einstein is difficult and Einstein said that 98% of the people in the world could not figure it out. Which percentage are you in?

There are five houses in a row in different colors. In each house lives a person with a different nationality. The five owners drink a different drink, smoke a different brand of cigar and keep a different pet, one of which is a Walleye Pike.

The question is– who owns the fish?

Hints:
1. The Brit lives in the red house.
2. The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
3. The Dane drinks tea.
4. The green house is on the left of the white house.
5. The green house owner drinks coffee.
6. The person who smokes Pall Malls keeps birds.
7. The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhills.
8. The man living in the house right in the center drinks milk.
9. The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats.
10. The Norwegian lives in the first house.
11. The man who keeps horses lives next to the one who smokes Dunhills.
12. The owner who smokes Bluemasters drinks beer.
13. The German smokes Princes.
14. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
15. The man who smokes Blends has a neighbor who drinks water.

There are no tricks, pure logic will get you the correct answer. And yes, there is enough information to arrive at the one and only correct answer.

If you get the correct answer, congratulations, you are one of the exclusive group of 121,348,731 people in the world who can.

 
 
 
Well actually the if-you-solve-this-you-are-amongst-the-smartest-in-the-world rhetoric is bullshit. I solved it in about 15 minutes on a laptop with an excel sheet. It’s not difficult, just tedious, and a lot more so if you try to do it on paper. If you setup the excel sheet the right way it won’t be too long before solve it. In fact I think I would have done it faster if I used a mouse to scroll and click instead of using my darn slow laptop touchpad.

In any case, it’s sort of fun and interesting. Give it a try. You have nothing else to do anyway.

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The Cat’s Alive!

May 25, 2008

Schrödinger’s cat is a cat inside a box, where inside the box is a sealed vial of deadly acid designed to be broken at a random time. There is no way to know whether the cat is dead or alive (or whether the acid has been released) until the box is opened. So until the box is opened, the cat can be thought of being both alive and dead.

This paradox was used by Schrödinger as he attempted to illustrate a problem with superposition in the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics. The paradox was later aptly referred to as “Schrödinger’s cat”.

The sitcom The Big Bang Theory (ep 17) applied this paradox to relationships in a very apt and amusing way.

So anyway, in the show they found out that the cat is alive!

If you don’t understand, go watch the sitcom.

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Of work, 1 month on.

May 11, 2008

I was talking to a friend who also got a job recently and the conversation went somewhat like this :

me: Is your job difficult to do?
friend: No really, no.
me: Did you need any specific knowledge from your university education to do the job?
friend: No.
me: So could you have done the job fresh out of army?
friend: Yeah, probably.

My guess is that the same is probably true for a lot of the jobs for fresh graduates out there. I just we just got fucked by the education system. We (or rather our parents) paid a fortune to get a degree from NUS and NTU all for nothing.

Employers want “skilled” workers. Today, a “skilled” worker means you have university education. You most likely won’t ever need much of the crap you learn in university to do your job. The entire purpose of our Singaporean tertiary education is to “buy” a “guarantee” issued by the institution that says you are a skilled worker.

The truth is, a 16 year old kid with some level of interest in computers enough to read up a little on the technical side could do my job. Provided he’s willing to learn on the job of course.

But the system doesn’t allow for that. Excluding 2 years of kindergarten, we have to go through 6 years of primary school, 4 years of secondary school, 2 years of JC, another 3-4 years of university education to get that job. That’s an additional 5-6 years of education we didn’t need to do our jobs. For guys, throw in another 2.5 (2 for the fucking pussies today) years of NS, and viola! Us males join the workforce at the grand age of about 25. 2 of the world’s most successful tech entrepreneurs, Bill Gates and Steve Jobs, were both born in 1955. They started Microsoft and Apple respectively in 1976 when they were only 22.

 

 

 
Excuse me for feeling more than a little cheated of my youth, enthusiasm, and lost opportunities here.

 

 

 
On another note, entering the corporate world isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. I was pretty excited about securing a job in an MNC initially (just read the previous post). It took only 2 weeks to burst that bubble.

On my first day there, I was assigned to a personal desk after two hours of waiting at the receptionist. The desk was rather nice, but for the fact that the desk was half stacked with stuff that wasn’t mine. I couldn’t even move it away as I didn’t know who it belonged to. I opened the drawer cabinet at the desk and it was filled to the brim with miscellaneous things.

The irony of the clean desk policy – desks are to be neat and no documents were to be left on top when you’re not around – that the HR briefed me earlier in the day really struck me. There I was with a messy desk that I couldn’t clear up, and a drawer that I couldn’t use to put the documents given to me.

I wasn’t asked to do anything, hence there was nothing to do. There wasn’t even a usable computer on my desk and I coudn’t even pretend to do something. I just sat there sms-ing friends the entire day.

However, my first week gradually got better as I was given a company laptop, a phone, and a drawer cabinet as the days passed. I thought that this job might not be so bad afterall.

And then I discovered that the company offered a crap bonus on top of a below average salary.

I initially accepted a salary somewhat lower than the market average thinking that an MNC doing well should pay out a decent bonus to make up for it. I was dead wrong. It’s the exact opposite. Big companies focus on cost cutting to maintain their bottom line and competitive edge.

I discovered that the company didn’t even offer a fixed bonus, only a variable bonus which would be subject to work performance and office politics. Furthermore, the maximum variable bonus was a paltry 1.5 months even though the operating profit of the company ran into billions.

Furthermore, since the entire bonus was variable, only a few would get that maximum 1.5 months. I was told the rest would get less than a month. A few unlucky ones would even get zero bonus.

At the end of the day, or rather month, I guess with only a merit degree to my name I can’t ask for too much. I’m lucky in that the company has a strong focus on employee education. So even if the salary is crap, if I stay a year or two, I would be able to milk out some education of actual value to another employer that would make me more valuable.

1 or 2 years down the road, if the MNC wants to keep me, they better put something better on the table.

 

 

 
Here’s to silver linings.

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Occupied with my Occupation(s)

April 12, 2008

12 April 2008, 20:15 :
- Updated with correct category and appropriate tag.
- Made some minor formatting changes.

Yes I’m a stickler for details sometimes.

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I’ve been buying too many books recently. Perhaps it’s the virtue of having too much time on your hands. The slacker has too much time on their hands. The thing is, I haven’t got the time to finish reading them all. I walk past Kinokuniya or Times, pop in and just buy what looks interesting.

Day Watch
Twilight Watch
Undercover Economist
Freakonomics
Why We Want You to be Rich
Winning
The Lucifer Effect

And that’s just the books. I bought a bunch of comics that’ll keep me occupied for quite a bit. On top of that, I’ve gotten a job at an MNC.

Huzzah.

I don’t think it’s not going to be some crap paper pushing job where they’ll fob those not in the “inner circle” with excuses as they try to keep you in your job while they promote people in t3h “circle”. I have high hopes.

So we’ll see. 1 or 2 years down the road, will I look back at this very post having being proved right or wrong?

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Simple Math

March 19, 2008

My friend was teaching some primary school kid tuition, and here’s one of the questions from their assessment books.

Divide 22x chickens into 7x farms equally (where x is an unknown).
What is the remainder?

No, it’s not a trick question. It really is just that, a simple math question.
 
 
 
 
 
But, if you arrived at the answer 1, refer to the picture below.

Fail
 
The answer is actually x. Many of us just use algebra 22x/7x, and cancel off the x’s on the numerator denominator to arrive at 22/7 – hence the answer 1.

But I guess a lot of us have forgotten about the concept of divisors and remainders. Try doing the problem again with the old long division method.

divide 22x/7x
 
Which brings us to an interesting problem. Why can’t I cancel off the x’s? No matter what the value of x, be it 2 or even 25 billion, since I’m applying the same multiplication to both the top and the bottom, they should cancel out right?

algebra
 
Canceling the x’s out would give us just 22/7, which gives us the answer 3 r 1. But remember the original question is 22x/7x, so for every 22 out there, there is a matching 7. That gives us x 22/7’s. Since 22/7 gives us a remainder of 1, x 22/7’s would give us a remainder of x.

There you go. The answer is x.

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General George S. Patton’s Speech

March 14, 2008

After watching one too many war movies, I was reminded of one of my favourite speeches. The one by George Patton’s (in)famous speech before his troops in England, 1944. Here it is in full, taken from LizMichael.com.

Warning: LONG (but very entertaining imo) speech ahead

Blue emphases near the end is my own, it’s my favourite part of the speech
 
 
 
Be seated.

Men, this stuff that some sources sling around about America wanting out of this war, not wanting to fight, is a crock of bullshit. Americans love to fight, traditionally. All real Americans love the sting and clash of battle.

You are here today for three reasons. First, because you are here to defend your homes and your loved ones. Second, you are here for your own self respect, because you would not want to be anywhere else. Third, you are here because you are real men and all real men like to fight. When you, here, every one of you, were kids, you all admired the champion marble player, the fastest runner, the toughest boxer, the big league ball players, and the All-American football players. Americans love a winner. Americans will not tolerate a loser. Americans despise cowards. Americans play to win all of the time. I wouldn’t give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That’s why Americans have never lost nor will ever lose a war; for the very idea of losing is hateful to an American.

You are not all going to die. Only two percent of you right here today would die in a major battle. Death must not be feared. Death, in time, comes to all men. Yes, every man is scared in his first battle. If he says he’s not, he’s a liar. Some men are cowards but they fight the same as the brave men or they get the hell slammed out of them watching men fight who are just as scared as they are. The real hero is the man who fights even though he is scared. Some men get over their fright in a minute under fire. For some, it takes an hour. For some, it takes days. But a real man will never let his fear of death overpower his honor, his sense of duty to his country, and his innate manhood.

Battle is the most magnificent competition in which a human being can indulge. It brings out all that is best and it removes all that is base. Americans pride themselves on being He Men and they ARE He Men. Remember that the enemy is just as frightened as you are, and probably more so. They are not supermen.

All through your Army careers, you men have bitched about what you call “chicken shit drilling.” That, like everything else in this Army, has a definite purpose. That purpose is alertness. Alertness must be bred into every soldier. I don’t give a fuck for a man who’s not always on his toes. You men are veterans or you wouldn’t be here. You are ready for what’s to come. A man must be alert at all times if he expects to stay alive. If you’re not alert, sometime, a German son-of-an-asshole-bitch is going to sneak up behind you and beat you to death with a sockful of shit! There are four hundred neatly marked graves somewhere in Sicily, all because one man went to sleep on the job. But they are German graves, because we caught the bastard asleep before they did.

An Army is a team. It lives, sleeps, eats, and fights as a team. This individual heroic stuff is pure horse shit. The bilious bastards who write that kind of stuff for the Saturday Evening Post don’t know any more about real fighting under fire than they know about fucking! We have the finest food, the finest equipment, the best spirit, and the best men in the world. Why, by God, I actually pity those poor sons-of-bitches we’re going up against. By God, I do.

My men don’t surrender, and I don’t want to hear of any soldier under my command being captured unless he has been hit. Even if you are hit, you can still fight back. That’s not just bull shit either. The kind of man that I want in my command is just like the lieutenant in Libya, who, with a Luger against his chest, jerked off his helmet, swept the gun aside with one hand, and busted the hell out of the Kraut with his helmet. Then he jumped on the gun and went out and killed another German before they knew what the hell was coming off. And, all of that time, this man had a bullet through a lung. There was a real man!

All of the real heroes are not storybook combat fighters, either. Every single man in this Army plays a vital role. Don’t ever let up. Don’t ever think that your job is unimportant. Every man has a job to do and he must do it. Every man is a vital link in the great chain. What if every truck driver suddenly decided that he didn’t like the whine of those shells overhead, turned yellow, and jumped headlong into a ditch? The cowardly bastard could say, ‘Hell, they won’t miss me, just one man in thousands.’ But, what if every man thought that way? Where in the hell would we be now? What would our country, our loved ones, our homes, even the world, be like? No, Goddamnit, Americans don’t think like that. Every man does his job. Every man serves the whole. Every department, every unit, is important in the vast scheme of this war. The ordnance men are needed to supply the guns and machinery of war to keep us rolling. The Quartermaster is needed to bring up food and clothes because where we are going there isn’t a hell of a lot to steal. Every last man on K.P. has a job to do, even the one who heats our water to keep us from getting the ‘G.I. Shits.’

Each man must not think only of himself, but also of his buddy fighting beside him. We don’t want yellow cowards in this Army. They should be killed off like rats. If not, they will go home after this war and breed more cowards. The brave men will breed more brave men. Kill off the Goddamned cowards and we will have a nation of brave men. One of the bravest men that I ever saw was a fellow on top of a telegraph pole in the midst of a furious fire fight in Tunisia. I stopped and asked what the hell he was doing up there at a time like that. He answered, ‘Fixing the wire, Sir.’ I asked, ‘Isn’t that a little unhealthy right about now?’ He answered, ‘Yes Sir, but the Goddamned wire has to be fixed.’ I asked, ‘Don’t those planes strafing the road bother you?’ And he answered, ‘No, Sir, but you sure as hell do!’ Now, there was a real man. A real soldier. There was a man who devoted all he had to his duty, no matter how seemingly insignificant his duty might appear at the time, no matter how great the odds.

And you should have seen those trucks on the rode to Tunisia. Those drivers were magnificent. All day and all night they rolled over those son-of-a-bitching roads, never stopping, never faltering from their course, with shells bursting all around them all of the time. We got through on good old American guts.

Many of those men drove for over forty consecutive hours. These men weren’t combat men, but they were soldiers with a job to do. They did it, and in one hell of a way they did it. They were part of a team. Without team effort, without them, the fight would have been lost. All of the links in the chain pulled together and the chain became unbreakable.

Don’t forget, you men don’t know that I’m here. No mention of that fact is to be made in any letters. The world is not supposed to know what the hell happened to me. I’m not supposed to be commanding this Army. I’m not even supposed to be here in England. Let the first bastards to find out be the Goddamned Germans. Someday I want to see them raise up on their piss-soaked hind legs and howl, ‘Jesus Christ, it’s the Goddamned Third Army again and that son-of-a-fucking-bitch Patton.’ We want to get the hell over there.” The quicker we clean up this Goddamned mess, the quicker we can take a little jaunt against the purple pissing Japs and clean out their nest, too. Before the Goddamned Marines get all of the credit.

Sure, we want to go home. We want this war over with. The quickest way to get it over with is to go get the bastards who started it. The quicker they are whipped, the quicker we can go home. The shortest way home is through Berlin and Tokyo. And when we get to Berlin, I am personally going to shoot that paper hanging son-of-a-bitch Hitler. Just like I’d shoot a snake!

When a man is lying in a shell hole, if he just stays there all day, a German will get to him eventually. The hell with that idea. The hell with taking it. My men don’t dig foxholes. I don’t want them to. Foxholes only slow up an offensive. Keep moving. And don’t give the enemy time to dig one either. We’ll win this war, but we’ll win it only by fighting and by showing the Germans that we’ve got more guts than they have; or ever will have. We’re not going to just shoot the sons-of-bitches, we’re going to rip out their living Goddamned guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks. We’re going to murder those lousy Hun cock suckers by the bushel-fucking-basket.

War is a bloody, killing business. You’ve got to spill their blood, or they will spill yours. Rip them up the belly. Shoot them in the guts. When shells are hitting all around you and you wipe the dirt off your face and realize that instead of dirt it’s the blood and guts of what once was your best friend beside you, you’ll know what to do!

I don’t want to get any messages saying, ‘I am holding my position.’ We are not holding a Goddamned thing. Let the Germans do that. We are advancing constantly and we are not interested in holding onto anything, except the enemy’s balls. We are going to twist his balls and kick the living shit out of him all of the time. Our basic plan of operation is to advance and to keep on advancing regardless of whether we have to go over, under, or through the enemy. We are going to go through him like crap through a goose; like shit through a tin horn!

From time to time there will be some complaints that we are pushing our people too hard. I don’t give a good Goddamn about such complaints. I believe in the old and sound rule that an ounce of sweat will save a gallon of blood. The harder WE push, the more Germans we will kill. The more Germans we kill, the fewer of our men will be killed. Pushing means fewer casualties. I want you all to remember that.

There is one great thing that you men will all be able to say after this war is over and you are home once again. You may be thankful that twenty years from now when you are sitting by the fireplace with your grandson on your knee and he asks you what you did in the great World War II, you WON’T have to cough, shift him to the other knee and say, ‘Well, your Granddaddy shoveled shit in Louisiana.’ No, Sir, you can look him straight in the eye and say, ‘Son, your Granddaddy rode with the Great Third Army and a Son-of-a- Goddamned-Bitch named Georgie Patton!’

That is all.

Patton’s Third Army reportedly inflicted 55% of all German KIA (Killed In Action) or DOW (Died Of Wounds) during the 1944/45 campaign in northwestern Europe (144,500 out of 263,000), whereas its own losses of these categories were only 9% of the Allies’ total losses (16,596 out of 186,900).

Proof that you don’t always need pretty words in a speech to motivate people.